What does this mean? It means that for the next two months, (May is National Foster Care Awareness Month) the news feeds will be flooded with Pro-CPS Bullshit! You'll see ceremonies, blue pinwheels and ribbons, you'll see fundraisers, you'll see system sucks holding candles and telling child abuse stories! It will be a grand old time and the stupid people will give them their money and feel like a hero who helps fight child abuse.
But we know that they're all a bunch of frauds, liars and child traffickers, so how do we piss on their parade? Here's my plan....
Step 1: Go to the dollar store and buy a little baby doll and a black permanent marker. (Cost: $2+tax)
Step 2: Write the name of a stolen child on the forehead of the little baby doll with the black magic marker (Cost: $0)
Step 3: Show up at a system suck ceremony, pinwheel garden or whatever even they're holding and set the little baby doll down where it can be seen by all (Cost: The price of a bus ticket).
Step 4: Say nothing and walk away. (Cost: $0)
The look on their faces when they see their little pinwheel gardens tainted with their own sadistic corruption?
Priceless.
Step 5: Repeat because they'll be pulling this shit all month..
Or you can sit on your ass and wonder why nothing gets done. Your call.
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