You Have Been Impregnated For National-Security Reasons

You Have Been Impregnated For National-Security Reasons

Thank you for your call, Alice. I got here as quickly as I could. Have you told anyone else? Thank God. You have no idea what a relief that is—not just for me, but for America. It is of the utmost importance that we keep this strictly between us.

Note: They don't really impregnate for reasons of national security, this is a satire, except in the movies in highly controlled environments based on genetic perfections such as myself, or of the relatively few, like when they're trying to create the perfect soldier, or in test tubes or something.

But what they will do is allow certain people like foster parents and social wreckers to breed in order to produce more foster parents and social workers. This way, they'll have people who would actually grow up to be child protective workers as they're taught the values of being a babystealer. The fact is that nobody with half a brain would grow up to be a social worker or a foster parent, as it's not normal to steal children or aid and abet in the stealing of children by providing the warehousing space.

You see, the System Sucks need gullible and self-righteous people who easily fall for child welfare scams so that they can have people who will take other peoples kids into their homes, and who delude themselves into believing that it's all for the greater good.

That way they can take more kids and make more money, and bla bla bla.