If they're not going to kill us one way...

Then they're gonna kill us another...

McDonald's pulls cadmium-tainted 'Shrek' glasses

Cadmium has been discovered in the painted design on "Shrek"-themed drinking glasses being sold nationwide at McDonald's, forcing the burger giant to recall 12 million of the cheap U.S.-made collectibles while dramatically expanding contamination concerns about the toxic metal beyond imported children's jewelry.

Note: Perhaps the Child Protective Industry should investigate McDonalds now. Perhaps if they did, they'd meet up with some of their old co-workers.(and if you didn't get the joke, I'm going to let it zoom right over your head)