Another Edition of What Some Idiot Said On Twitter

I do this for one reason. To explore the general mentality and understanding that the intellectually challenged who can't think in more than 148 characters, has on this issue of the Child Protective Industry.

mgreven AKA Mark Grevengoed Retweeted: "RT @cshbell The neighbor’s 3-year-old has learned how to sing ‘Who Let the Dogs Out.’ I’m calling Child Protective Services."

Which is just stupid.

Jenny Shreffler AKA jennshreffler said: "I think child protective services would have more success if they threatened to give you more children rather than take all yours away."

And this person must not understand how CPS helps feed the adoption industry.

Kim Lively AKA GidgetAF said: "@comicalhorror Isn't there some kind of Child Protective Services for deities? There should be!"

Which is also just plain stupid.

kashay beeeeotch lol AKA kashayboyd said: "Child protective services is what happens. Lol RT @RudeGirlBASH: Ima see wat happens wen u get a 1 year old high as shiet. Lol"

Uh huh.

TheTowelBoy said: "RE: The Charlie Brown comic: why wasn't Child Protective Services ever called in on PigPen's parents. That would've made a good storyline."

deirdre AKA leogirl1986 said: "Child protective services should be called on some these nasty ass momma's that I deal with! #makesNosense! Smdh"

Kevin Burgess AKA kevtheswindler said: "#reasonsigotawhoopin I told moms I was gone call Child Protective Services...Ended up w/ whelps and #somemoshit. lol"

And just in case you were wondering, yes babystealers do tweet...

Laurie Kaler AKA bellajan17 said: "@EvanGeRess i work for Child Protective Services...where does your sister work?"

And that same tweeter doesn't like her job apparently... "today was hard. sometimes my job is just hard and i want to be anywhere but there and not have anything to do w/social work. honestly."

Kara AKA lilmisscynic said: "Child Protective Services advertises on vh1 at 2:30 am. Are they implying something about late night vh1 viewers? Haha"

Angel AKA AnJewelStarr said: "@Datdudebk23 Child Protective Services. Teaching these babies that ebonics shit. uugh!"

Grace Megan Eastham AKA Shmegg said: "Harry Potter obviously promotes the fact that England does not have a child protective services program."

JAMIE-LEIGH AKA Me1stU2nd said: "Somebody gon call child protective services on me.. Lol I put hot sauce on my finger n let dooney lick it now he goin crazy haha"

BLOCKHEADedE (Erin) AKA BLOCKHEADBiotch said: "ps. i am only kidding.... you dont have to call child protective services on me or anything.... lmao"

*eLeSHia AKA aihsele said: "If Abigail Sunderland was Black, child protective services would have removed her from the custody of her parents."

Margaux Frasca AKA GoGoMargaux said: "@slackersean I'll tape them to eachother so they can have a common goal. 'This tweet sponsored by Child Protective Services.'"

The next few seem to come from a little game being played on twitter.

Britt Watson AKA thebrittwatson said: "#wheniwaslittle I told my mom I was calling child protective services.. She told me she'd dial the number for me. SMH"

Mish AKA PRETTYnCLASSY08 said: "#wheniwaslittle i told my teacher that my dad beats me..she almost called child protective services on my parents lol"

;) AKA itEbitty said: "#WheniWasLittle I once ran outside while I was gettin beat-ass exposed-n the neighbors called child protective services.lmao"

Chervonne Davis AKA nuwbnprincess said: "I wonder where was Child Protective Services #wheniwaslittle? now they teach the kids the number in school."

Jasmine Fenner AKA MzFenner said: "#whenIwaslittle I got mad at my mom for giving me a spanking and I threatened to call Child Protective Services on her...she beat me again"

Nijah Ross AKA 4loQo said: "#WhenIwasLittle I told my mama i was gonna call child protective services....she gave me the phone and beat my ass"

And although I could go on for a real long time with this, I can only handle so much stupidity, so we'll end it there.