Happy Child Abuse Propaganda Month!

No folks this is not some sick April Fools Day trick. It is actually the beginning of Child Abuse Propaganda Month!

And the government has provided a whole calendar of stupid activities that ya'll can engage in if you wanna join party. Check it out here. Pretty lame huh?

Well, not to be outdone, I thought up some special Child Abuse Propaganda Month activities as well. I tried to match some of them for stupidity like that which the governments Child Abuse Propaganda Month website provides. That is intentional. so please try to see the humor in it. It is April Fools day you know.

"All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy." (the shining)

And you are all welcome to add your own ideas for fun awareness raising activities in the comments section.

Ok, here are my thoughts.

You could make a statement by getting all the family members who have lost children to put a doll on the front steps of your local CPS offices with the name of a stolen child written on the forehead of each one. Don't say anything, don't talk to anybody, just leave the doll and go. We'll call it Silent Stolen Child Day. All family rights bloggers would have to get in on this and help to promote this thought. It would be to simply make a statement. There is a serious lack of awareness about the plight of CPS victims. Most people are going to be in support of their cause because they have seen so much of the bullshit spewed forth from the TV. And the opposition will be sticking pinwheels in the ground to make a statement against you.

You could hold a protest outside of a foster parent informational meeting and warn potential recruits that they could be harboring stolen children for the state.

You could write a letter, print out multiple copies and send it to everybody on the LK Help Desk.

You could call your state senator just to bitch about CPS with no goal in mind. Just to bitch and moan. Ask them how would you like it if some social worker showed up at their house to preform a state sponsored anal-probe on you?

You could report child protective services to the child abuse hotline, considering I've provided you with tons of proof that they DO in fact abuse and your neglect children.

You could make a Voodoo Doll of your favorite CPS caseworker, system suck or foster parent. Then stick it with pins and needles.

You could send the link to Legally Kidnapped to all of your friends and government officials.

You could dress up like superheros and go protest for fathers rights.

Or you can cry and take it like a bitch.

It's up to you people.

Happy Child Abuse Propaganda Month. The month where CPS promotes it's community outreach programs. Perhaps we should start doing a few of our own. Just a thought.