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Friday, September 17, 2010

Epidemic of Mentally Ill Toys Shock

Epidemic of Mentally Ill Toys Shock

As you are no doubt aware, the efforts of one of your competitors to market toys with psychiatric illnesses has fallen rather flat and I understand this has given you reservations about your plans to market your own toys with similar problems.

Note: Now there's an idea. Perhaps we could design and market a Social Worker doll. It's a simple concept really. Just rip the head off of a Barbie Doll and stuff it up her ass.

We'll call it Babystealer Barbie!

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